Sneaky Tactician Gifts

"Every stupid time I grease the stairs he figures it out."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Works every time."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

'It's the simple things.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Musician

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Furtive Milking

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

"No. I can still see you."

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Street trader tricking police.

Model Stealth Bomber.

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'