Playful Tactician Gifts

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Works every time."

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

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BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Musician

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

"I'm not eating candy before dinner. I'm skipping dinner."

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"