Stealth Strategist Gifts

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!

Kate's Evil Plan: 'To get in good girl stealth mode, you need to actually read books...being literate will keep people from getting suspicious of what you're really up to.'

Stealth fighter fly over.

Hide and Seek games amongst the navy seals would often take weeks.

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

I'm not avoiding you!

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

"Bodleigh's record may be poor, but you've got to give him credit for his stealth factor!"

Camouflage.

Baldo the secret agent ninja makes his way through the darkness. Suddenly, he sees what he came for: the forbidden golden nuggets. Secret agent ninja leaves with the loot, as quietly as he came."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

Furtive Milking

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.