Stealth Strategy Gamer Gifts

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I think they're up to something.'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Existential Risk

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

The Use of Cavalry

Rubik's ice cube.

"I hope history remembers this differently."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Nothing fancy now Norman - Right hand side of green with plenty of back spin.'

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'The Sales Figures for this month aren't looking too healthy - any ideas?'

"It's baaaack!"

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."

Playing Pyramids

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Trojan horse.

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

DING DONG!