Stealth Strategy Gamer Gifts

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I think they're up to something.'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Existential Risk

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Rubik's ice cube.

The Use of Cavalry

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Moving the Goalposts

"I hope history remembers this differently."

'Nothing fancy now Norman - Right hand side of green with plenty of back spin.'

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

"It's baaaack!"

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Playing Pyramids

"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."

Trojan horse.

'The Sales Figures for this month aren't looking too healthy - any ideas?'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.