Stealth Strategists Gifts

Debt Evasion.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

The Atomium Bombs

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

Furtive Milking

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'It's the simple things.'

Stealth fighter fly over.

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

"No. I can still see you."

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Street trader tricking police.

"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

The Muscle in Brussels

Model Stealth Bomber.