Stealth Expert Gifts

"No. I can still see you."

The Anti-Agent

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Nuclear Security Summit

CCTV in church.

Statue of Security

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

The Ayatollah Bomb?

The Costs Of Doing War.

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

How to create a password you can remember...

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'