Secretive Strategist Gifts

"Someday all these anonymous accounts will belong to shell companies of which you will deny all knowledge."

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"Ok, ok. I just can't figure it out. How did old MacDonald know that we were gonna get in the grain shed? If I didn't know better I'd say someone squealed."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

'It's the simple things.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Furtive Milking

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'Your ego seems to be your primary problem.'

DING DONG!

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Stealth fighter fly over.