Sinister Strategist Gifts

"It's important that no one see us talking together."

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

"Take me to your thought leader."

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!"

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'I've decided to make you someone else's problem.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

'To Err is human...but to forgive is against company policy!'

In Disguise.

"Can't you just troll me?"

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"Congratulations, gentlemen - we have achieved failure."

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."