Stealth Games Gifts

I'm not avoiding you!

Baldo the secret agent ninja makes his way through the darkness. Suddenly, he sees what he came for: the forbidden golden nuggets. Secret agent ninja leaves with the loot, as quietly as he came."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

Two men converse secretively

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

Stealth fighter fly over.

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

The shadow in the little parlour

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

Undercover Agent

"No. I can still see you."

'Where were you the opening night of murder mystery dinner theater?'

It's my turn to put you under electronic surveillance. Cops-n-Robbers-n-Identity Thieves-n-Corporate Investigators.

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!

"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

wikileaks

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

I'm not avoiding you!

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

Spray on Camouflage

"Just practicing for my teens."

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. IX