Stealth Artist Gifts

'It's amazing how you do it? Fade into the background and go unnoticed like you don't even exist?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Stealth fighter fly over.

"No. I can still see you."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

Stealth grazing.

Shark Bomb

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."

Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

I'm not avoiding you!

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

'Your boy friend go home yet?'

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

Spray on Camouflage

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

"Bodleigh's record may be poor, but you've got to give him credit for his stealth factor!"