Stealthy Artist Gifts

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Caught in the Music

Private Viewing

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Stealth grazing.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Model Stealth Bomber.

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"No. I can still see you."

"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."

Lady covered in cat hair.

I'm not avoiding you!

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

Introverts' Heaven

Spray on Camouflage

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. IX

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

Happiness is... escaping the bar without your therapist seeing you."

Clancy:Shirt for Every Day

Ninja convention

Jester wanted. Mimes need not apply.

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

'Ruddy headhunters are all over the firm these days.'

Bob took his job hunting very seriously.

Baldo the secret agent ninja makes his way through the darkness. Suddenly, he sees what he came for: the forbidden golden nuggets. Secret agent ninja leaves with the loot, as quietly as he came."

A Furtive Move

'If there's no discretion, then it's not discretionary spending.'