Stealthy Cook Gifts

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

Model Stealth Bomber.

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Stealth grazing.

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Robinson le Creusot

"Of course there will be enough dinner for you Mother."

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

The Wokking Dead

"Yes, I'm the cardiologist, Dr. Johnson, ordering a pizza, and there's a nice tip in it for you if you deliver it discreetly."

Lady covered in cat hair.

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

'You've burnt the ghoulash!'

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. IX

"I'm gonna throw this in her direction...just to give her a little scare!"

Happiness is... escaping the bar without your therapist seeing you."

Bob took his job hunting very seriously.

"Remember, don't ever let the surveillance camera catch you killing a cockroach."

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

Witch stirring brew wears apron that says: 'Back Yard Chef'.

"Don't let anyone see how much we enjoy knitting."

'If there's no discretion, then it's not discretionary spending.'

'Early celebrity chefs.'