Stealthy Gourmet Gifts

Discover clever and playful gifts for the stealthy gourmet who loves to indulge in culinary adventures with a secretive flair. Our collection features creative designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the art of gourmet secrecy. Whether they enjoy covert cooking or just love a mysterious flavor, these items are sure to delight. Show them you appreciate their culinary cunning with a fun gift that embraces their hidden gourmet side.

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'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.' mockup

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.' mockup

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

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"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager." mockup

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

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"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious." mockup

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

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"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products." mockup

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

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It turns out they don't go together so well,

It turns out they don't go together so well, mockup

It turns out they don't go together so well,

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'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

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The Main Types of Cheese

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"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much." mockup

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

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'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

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Too much cilantro

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"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..." mockup

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

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'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.' mockup

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

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"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos." mockup

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

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To do before Saturday...

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"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce." mockup

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

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'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.' mockup

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

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"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!" mockup

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

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'This wine is dreadful - try some.' mockup

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

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Holiday Supplies

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'Is this still America?'

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"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!" mockup

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

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Cheese

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Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

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"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test." mockup

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

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"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?" mockup

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

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'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...' mockup

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

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Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,' mockup

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

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'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!' mockup

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

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"The bagels are better in New York." mockup

"The bagels are better in New York."

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'Cooking'

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Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.' mockup

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

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"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water." mockup

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

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"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food." mockup

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

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Stealthy Gourmet Gifts Collection

Stealthy Gourmet Mugs

Explore our collection of stealthy gourmet mugs for clever designs that turn every coffee break into a secret culinary adventure.

Stealthy Gourmet Pillows

Add comfort and humor to their kitchen or living space with our stealthy gourmet pillows, perfect for fans of secretive culinary delights.

Stealthy Gourmet Prints

Find eye-catching prints that celebrate the mysterious world of gourmet indulgence, ideal for decorating the home of a culinary connoisseur with a secretive twist.

Stealthy Gourmet T-Shirts

Discover stylish and witty stealthy gourmet t-shirts that let food lovers wear their secret passion with pride and humor.