Stealthy Stalker Gifts

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. IX

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Caught in the Music

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Stealth fighter fly over.

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Model Stealth Bomber.

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

Stationery Officer

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!

I'm not avoiding you!

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

Spring Painter

Spray on Camouflage

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

"Bodleigh's record may be poor, but you've got to give him credit for his stealth factor!"

'..and this medal which you can't see, is for my success in stealth projects.'

A peeping Tom.

Happiness is... escaping the bar without your therapist seeing you."

Stealth club