Stealth Gifts

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

Two men converse secretively

Stealth fighter fly over.

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

Model Stealth Bomber.

Stealth grazing.

"No. I can still see you."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!

"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."

I'm not avoiding you!

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

"Bodleigh's record may be poor, but you've got to give him credit for his stealth factor!"

The worst part about the end of a ninja convention is all the smoke bombs.

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

'..and this medal which you can't see, is for my success in stealth projects.'

A peeping Tom.

Stealth club