Stealth T-Shirts

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

Two men converse secretively

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Stealth fighter fly over.

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"No. I can still see you."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

Stealth grazing.

Model Stealth Bomber.

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!

"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."

I'm not avoiding you!

wikileaks

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

"Watch where you're going! Who said that? How should I know? School of camouflage."

"Bodleigh's record may be poor, but you've got to give him credit for his stealth factor!"

Stealth club

Spray on Camouflage