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Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

The Anti-Agent

"I see you've security marked your property."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

AI Safety Officer

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

CCTV in church.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Diary of a DNA Cop

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

Moby the Private Dick.

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"This isn't just another paper airplane. This one carries a camera and microphone."

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

US Camouflage School

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

James Clapper Resigns US National Director of Intelligence

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"You think they all look like security risks."

'My phone's been tapped!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'