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'Ruddy headhunters are all over the firm these days.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"He's a guard dog."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Beware of Don"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"I say we move on to dessert."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Mou...Man trap!

CCTV in church.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Inhospitality tent.

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Shark tower surveillance camera.

(Beware of the dog)

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You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

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