Stealth Professional Prints

'Ruddy headhunters are all over the firm these days.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"He's a guard dog."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Beware of Don"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"I say we move on to dessert."

Mou...Man trap!

CCTV in church.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Inhospitality tent.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

De-escalator.

Biro Security

(Beware of the dog)

The Modern Godot

Shark tower surveillance camera.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."