Stealth Enthusiasts Prints

"They can't see us if we don't move."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Company Ink.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

M16 Code-breakers office

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

A spy

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

CIA Recommended TVs

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

"This never happened."

Angela Merkel

'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."