Stealth Enthusiasts Mugs

"They can't see us if we don't move."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Company Ink.

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

M16 Code-breakers office

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Russian Spy Debriefing

'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'

CIA Recommended TVs

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'