Stealth Aficionado Mugs

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

'Don't overestimate these deer, Pete. They're dumb animals, and we've got stealth on our side.'

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Clandestine cows.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Rattache

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

A spy peering round the corner.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

James Clapper Resigns US National Director of Intelligence

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Ian Fleming

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."