Secrecy Enthusiast Mugs

Government "Information" Agency.

Notice reads Thank you for not asking my net worth.

After discovering how much he enjoyed redactiing, Roger gets a little carried away.

"This is just an interview. There's no need to keep it secret from the other team!"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

Elusive Shadow.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Company Ink.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

A spy

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.