Secret Admirer Enthusiast Mugs

"All I know is that some girl named Carolina likes me."

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

The wine-shop

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Elusive Shadow.

Company Ink.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

The men of your dreams

Meet The Ghostwriter

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Lover

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Moby the Private Dick.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Private Jet

Clowns of the Baskervilles

Someone carries a torch for you!

A Ghost

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse