Surreal Admirer Mugs

"He gets easily abstracted."

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Love

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Meowlzebub

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Elusive Shadow.

How information mingles in our brains

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

A dream of consequence

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

Company Ink.

Fear of Flying Seminar

Police lineup

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

Magician Playing Golf.

The men of your dreams

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

Skinhead guppy.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"