Surprise Admirer Mugs

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Burglar opens safe of the ACME MAGIC SHOP, finds it empty, slams door, opens it again and finds the safe full of money.

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Elusive Shadow.

Company Ink.

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"Woof"

Surprise Party

Meet The Ghostwriter

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Moby the Private Dick.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

Lover