Awe-struck Admirer Mugs

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

The DaVinci Code

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'You know too much,'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Love

"He gets easily abstracted."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Elusive Shadow.

Statue of Liberty

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

Hares looking at Euclid

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Meet The Ghostwriter

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"I don't think you're supposed to like it."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Fan club

Moby the Private Dick.

Lover

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.