Starstruck Admirer Mugs

Fan club

Maria Leon

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Melanie Griffith

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Kim Novak caricature

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Diane Kruger

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

Meet the Artist

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

Fortune telling

'I see tragedy in your future...and let me say that I am an agent for a major TV network which wants an exclusive on the event...'

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

Amy Lou Adams

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

Passed over for a simple seashell, Stella was well and truly a washed up starfish!!

Spirits in the bottles

Old Star-Struck National Park

Barbra Streisand

"Excuse me, sir. Our phones are down, so I'm here with your wake-up call."

Mark Wahlberg

"Heh heh heh!"