Unexpected Hero Admirer Mugs

"Thlippry thnakes. . ."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Cow of BEEF

Masquerade

Superbaldie.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Chickenspox

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Superhero

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"I'll handle this."

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

Schunard

Hans Brinker - the early years.

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'I'm just passing through your airspace.'

"I'll help you with your weak Wi-Fi signal. But the next time you call a super hero, make sure it's a real emergency."

"I didn’t know you could play."

"Yes, I can turn back time by reversing the Earth's rotation. However, it must be for a better reason than finding your phone."