Young Hero Admirer Mugs

Hans Brinker - the early years.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"I've been genetically modified!"

Cow of BEEF

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Veterans Day US

Superbaldie.

Masquerade

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Chickenspox

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

Bob Dylan

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

Spiderman at the Improv

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

"Naw, it's a drone."

Schunard

"I'll handle this."

Robert Mitchum

Meat Loaf

Keith Richards

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

The First Sign Your Child May Be A Superhero.

"I'll help you with your weak Wi-Fi signal. But the next time you call a super hero, make sure it's a real emergency."

"Yes, I can turn back time by reversing the Earth's rotation. However, it must be for a better reason than finding your phone."

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.