Unexpected Hero Admirer Gifts

"Thlippry thnakes. . ."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Cow of BEEF

"I've been genetically modified!"

Masquerade

Superbaldie.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Chickenspox

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

Spiderman at the Improv

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Schunard

"I'll handle this."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

"Naw, it's a drone."

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

Hans Brinker - the early years.

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

The First Sign Your Child May Be A Superhero.

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

"I'll help you with your weak Wi-Fi signal. But the next time you call a super hero, make sure it's a real emergency."

'I'm just passing through your airspace.'

"Welcome Ruth!"