Hero Admirers Gifts

You ever see a great action movie and then feel like the hero? How so? Y'know, you kind of pick up the hero's vibe for a couple of days. I guess. Why do you ask? Monkey and I saw King Kong last night. Thump thump thump thump. Under attack!

"He was a very good boy."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"I've been genetically modified!"

Cow of BEEF

Masquerade

Superbaldie.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Chickenspox

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

Spiderman at the Improv

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

Schunard

Superfoods are in aisle three.

"Naw, it's a drone."

"I'll handle this."

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

Hans Brinker - the early years.

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

The First Sign Your Child May Be A Superhero.

"Honestly I'm not sure what most of them are for."

"Welcome Ruth!"

"I'll help you with your weak Wi-Fi signal. But the next time you call a super hero, make sure it's a real emergency."

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken