Hero Enthusiast Gifts

"He was a very good boy."

"Very good, Gary: 'A hero is a celebrity who did something real.'"

Catwoman // Cat Lady

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

"Don't worry. In the movies the good guy might always in, but this is real life."

'George is Jessica Ennis' biggest fan.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Superheroes take a selfie

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

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Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

The Family Joules: Part 21

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21