Heroics Enthusiast Gifts

First Responders Comic

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Quick Timmy, get help - Lassie's fallen down a well!"

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"He was a very good boy."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"You've changed."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Middle-Age Superheroes

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Epic Battles

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Reasonableman

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Slow Night

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Froh

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."