Superhero Enthusiast Gifts

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

'You're grounded.'

"Supermom isn't home right now - she's out fighting for truth, justice and a buck."

"By your powers combined, I am going outside."

"It used to be all about truth and justice. Now, mostly I fight for market share."

"Did you ever start to do something and then forget what the heck it was?"

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'

'Lose some weight before you go flying again. Or at least get a bigger cape.'

'Superbaby...More powerful than an electric breast pump!'

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

"Will I be penalized for not having health insurance if I'm young and I'm actually invincible?"

"There's a life lesson here, kid. Not all bad guys look like bad guys, and not all good guys look like good guys."

Superhero leaves his pants behind.

"Surely you can tell me your secret identity."

Beggar in superhero costume. Sign reads 'Will work for underdogs'.

"Here's my card, sweetie. I also happen to do a bit of lawyering on the side."

"That's great, but you still have to walk more."

'Excuse me sir, are you interested in saving the planet? '

'I do feel more empowered. Thanks for lending me your cape.'

'Union rules dictate that superheroes must carry a flight attendant.'

Superannuation Man

'Oh, sure, that little punk Peter Parker gets bitten by a spider...me, I get slimed by a radioactive snail'

Supehero tied to desk til 5:30pm

Novox Pizza - Fastest delivery in town.

'I guess of all the evil villains I fight everyday, I'd have to say I hate wedgie man the most.'

The Almost Exciting Adventures of Superfluousman.

Another dinner party ruined by a poorly thought-out seating arrangement

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Neat! - This sounds like superhero stuff!'

Superman Heads Back To The Fridge

'It's mustard man'

"This looks like a job for Agman!"