Superhero Comic Enthusiast Gifts

Nobody knows what happened to Super Deer...Or do they?

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Middle-Age Superheroes

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Early photobombing

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue