Superhero Fan Gifts

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Superhero urinates.

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."

'He's been kind enough to stand in for us, until we can afford a new x-ray machine.'

Concern had been expressed over some practitioners of 'laser eye surgery'.

'You need to walk more.'

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Supercat

Rubberman begins to question his friendshis.

'This place is so bright and airy compared to the cave I live in now!'

Incredible Hunker

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"The cape comes off too."

"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."

'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'

Attention Span Man

"Side effects include nausea, kidney failure, loss of sight and hearing, headaches, increased risk of strke, heart attacks, death - and that's if you're a superhero. So for Godsakes see your doctor before taking..."

'Our largest contract is in a mess, the suppliers are failing to deliver, and we have no idea what we are doing. The procurement team sent us their best guy to help sort it out...'

Superman with a lisp

New Marvel Heroes

Batman and Reuben

Mr. Low Self-Esteem Man

I rarely do this after only one interview, but you seem like a perfect fit for our company... Bruce Banner, welcome aboard.

"Action! And this time believe!"

"Thanks, Batman!"

Introducing...Superegoman!

'Big deal, so you have the power to fly. Get over yourself.'

'Mr. Bernanke is busy saving the economy right now. Can he come over and fix the ozone layer tomorrow?'

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"I'm not sure we still carry the Wonderbra."

'This is a job for a consultant.'