Superhero Fan Pillows

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Superhero urinates.

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."

'He's been kind enough to stand in for us, until we can afford a new x-ray machine.'

Concern had been expressed over some practitioners of 'laser eye surgery'.

'You need to walk more.'

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Supercat

Rubberman begins to question his friendshis.

'This place is so bright and airy compared to the cave I live in now!'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Incredible Hunker

"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."

'Our largest contract is in a mess, the suppliers are failing to deliver, and we have no idea what we are doing. The procurement team sent us their best guy to help sort it out...'

Attention Span Man

'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'

"Side effects include nausea, kidney failure, loss of sight and hearing, headaches, increased risk of strke, heart attacks, death - and that's if you're a superhero. So for Godsakes see your doctor before taking..."

'Big deal, so you have the power to fly. Get over yourself.'

"I'm not sure we still carry the Wonderbra."

'I totally get the truth and justice thing, but what's with all the drama?'

Introducing...Superegoman!

"Thanks, Batman!"

"Action! And this time believe!"

Superman with a lisp

'Mr. Bernanke is busy saving the economy right now. Can he come over and fix the ozone layer tomorrow?'

'This is a job for a consultant.'

"Thank you, Slightly More Correct Wording Man!!"

Think even bigger

Batman and Reuben

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Mr. Low Self-Esteem Man

New Marvel Heroes