Superhero Fanatic Pillows

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

A superhero urinates a hole in a wall.

'Oh no! It's VAT man!'

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

"Do you have any references?"

'Thanks, screen saver, but I already have it in sleep mode.'

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Captain Compensation!'

"I don't think we should always be waiting for Butterfly-Man."

Of course this isn't my super-costume. Have you tried finding a phone box lately?

"Y'know Bruce, you can just click on the 'Forgot Password' button, right?"

Superheroes: 'Will work for Air Miles.'

super heroes have to undergo pre flight scans.

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

Captain Pointy No.50 - Panic Attackman - Help! Slug stampede! We're all doomed!

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Oh, for pity's sake, wouldn't he be better off learning to walk first?"

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"You want to behave, son. You don't want Santa putting kryptonite in your stocking."

Aquaman on motorcycle.

"I'm afraid we're on our own, Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Ironman are all working on a movie."

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

Superhero

"I think he should take up something more relaxing than Bingo!"

"Who I am?"

"It's a lot easier to carry around than that stupid shield."

"Damn birds!"

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

Superheroes who will never see the light of the comic pages...

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

Spidercow.

'Times are tough. The best I could do was license your images on kids' underwear.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Six

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Eight

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 5

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'