Superhero Fanatic Pillows

A superhero urinates a hole in a wall.

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

"Do you have any references?"

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Captain Compensation!'

'Thanks, screen saver, but I already have it in sleep mode.'

Captain Pointy No.50 - Panic Attackman - Help! Slug stampede! We're all doomed!

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

super heroes have to undergo pre flight scans.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Of course this isn't my super-costume. Have you tried finding a phone box lately?

"Oh, for pity's sake, wouldn't he be better off learning to walk first?"

Superheroes: 'Will work for Air Miles.'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Spidercow.

'Times are tough. The best I could do was license your images on kids' underwear.'

Superheroes who will never see the light of the comic pages...

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

Superhero

"You want to behave, son. You don't want Santa putting kryptonite in your stocking."

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

"It's a lot easier to carry around than that stupid shield."

'I know one city hiring but, you'd have to play the bad guy.'

Super Hero Vaccines

"No, that's not the right Mr. Wayne either...maybe Batman doesn't have a telephone!"

Captain Pointy's New Sidekick

"Dad, if you could have a superpower...what would it be?"

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'It's Super Sheep who's able to leap electric fences in a single bound.'

'Look!. . . No Arms and One Leg Man. . . Let's get outta here!!!'

'Superman does too take baths!'

"I know you're new and all, but this is not what we mean by flipping a house."

Catman

Baby Bat Mobile

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."