Superhero Saga Fanatic Pillows

'I know he'll win; he's my stockbroker. He can beat anything, except the S & P 500.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"You've changed."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Superheroes take a selfie

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Warrior Woman

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'