Supernatural Fanatic Pillows

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"Wow. This beer goes right through you!"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Newt sale

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

The devil you know and his plus one

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."