Supernatural Aficionado Pillows

"I feel invisible."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

Cat Grim Reapers

'That' some career counselor you referred me to. He suggested I look into daytrading.'

The Great French Medium

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Can I go before you? I'm in sales!'

'But I'm a poltergeist... I'm supposed to be noisy!'

At Reaper School.

'You will find that, although Hell as a concept may work for you, you have difficulty embracing the reality of it.'

"It was a hot, humid night and he was floating around in the dark and didn't hear it!..."

'Goddam Terrorists!'

Suddenly all Hell broke loose. It was a crummy day to be a cop.

"There's an enormous amount of pressure not to slip up and do something nice."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Ghost in Face Masks

'That's discrimination!'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Look here's my I.D."

The art of Eddy Cucumba: vampires

"Is anybody sitting here?"

Satan in the fireplace

Monster in bath

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Route US 666"

Ecorcise class

"Slow down! I just need you to check me for ticks!"

"Shake the gravestone once if you don't want me to date your sister."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Paranormal A-Z...

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."