Supernatural Comedy Aficionado Pillows

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Physician tending a mummy.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Tell me more about the voices in your neck."

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

Eye of Newt Helper

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

Vampire practical jokes.

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

Satan in the fireplace

The Neighbours from Hell....

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

An artist waits to ambush an easel

Low income vampires.

"It's good luck."

"Back in 15 min."

"We've got to fit a brace."

Man Exchanges Heads In Desk Trays