Supernatural Humor Lover Pillows

'Yeah, it was a risky bet. I mean, my soul for all eternity? But I knew I could kick his butt, and I really wanted this cool pitchfork.'

"How, exactly, do we go back to your place?"

"That's the third ball he's burst with his headers!"

It's not easy being a newly made vampire...

"Well you try shaving with no reflection."

'Your very own starter home , son'.

Spell Check

"I'm sorry, Zoltan. Cynthia's away for the weekend."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Thanks, Doctor van Helsing, but I don't need that. I've got a boyfriend.

Apple Pie Abduction

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Vampire on a plane

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"I feel like I'm persecting."

"Wait! First, his attorney."

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

Eye of Newt Helper

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Vampire practical jokes.

"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"Back in 15 min."

The Neighbours from Hell....

Low income vampires.

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"