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'Yeah, it was a risky bet. I mean, my soul for all eternity? But I knew I could kick his butt, and I really wanted this cool pitchfork.'

"How, exactly, do we go back to your place?"

"That's the third ball he's burst with his headers!"

It's not easy being a newly made vampire...

"Well you try shaving with no reflection."

'Your very own starter home , son'.

Spell Check

"I'm sorry, Zoltan. Cynthia's away for the weekend."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Thanks, Doctor van Helsing, but I don't need that. I've got a boyfriend.

Apple Pie Abduction

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Vampire on a plane

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

"I feel like I'm persecting."

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"Wait! First, his attorney."

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

Eye of Newt Helper

Vampire practical jokes.

The Neighbours from Hell....

Low income vampires.

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

"Back in 15 min."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"We've got to fit a brace."