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'Dear BT customer, this is to inform you that the Number of the Beast is due to change again ...'

The devil you know and his plus one

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Date Night

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"What a way to go."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"You put it on backward, dear."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"I told you never to use the remote control while we are watching The Twilight Zone."

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."