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'Dear BT customer, this is to inform you that the Number of the Beast is due to change again ...'

The devil you know and his plus one

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Date Night

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"What a way to go."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

"You put it on backward, dear."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"I told you never to use the remote control while we are watching The Twilight Zone."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

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