Supernatural Satire Fans Pillows

'I'm sorry to wake you in the middle of the day, but we've been attacked by vampire hunters... stupid ones.'

The devil you know and his plus one

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Vampire on a plane

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Date Night

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"What a way to go."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"You put it on backward, dear."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"Wait! First, his attorney."

"I told you never to use the remote control while we are watching The Twilight Zone."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

Superhero Introverts

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."