Supernatural Satire Fans Gifts

'I'm sorry to wake you in the middle of the day, but we've been attacked by vampire hunters... stupid ones.'

The devil you know and his plus one

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Date Night

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Vampire on a plane

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"What a way to go."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"You put it on backward, dear."

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"Wait! First, his attorney."

Superhero Introverts

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

'We need more cake shows!'

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"I told you never to use the remote control while we are watching The Twilight Zone."

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"