Superhero Satire Fans Gifts

'Oh no, it's Captain Kebab.'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Super Heroes.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

End the Winter Blues

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"You calm down."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Greed.

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Telekinetics on strike...

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

Fearless Frog Part 19

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Is your dog friendly?"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'